The Last Beach Weekend - As Told by G

This week, I have a guest writer. And those are not typos, it's his style :-P)

Mimi and i were going to the beach at robert moses state park,due to labor day traffic,we were told it be a short cab ride and a ferry would be faster.
so we did so and enjoyed a few hours on the beach.we decided we would take the bus back however, and figured we would walk what we thought would not be far to where the bus picks us up.
we walked for quite a bit, and as most people drove, few knew where the bus was. we saw a police man and he said past the tower.

it seems the tower was a good mile away, we walked in the heat,without food or water.although i appreciate the Thoreau like eruptive experience of nature, i started to see how moses must have felt.
soon i started to hallucinate my legs heavy, throat parched. i though of eating Mimi, as i didn't know if i'd ever see civilization again. then i saw some crabs scurrying along.

we finally made it after a brief argument of the fastest exit to the bus.i was exhausted yet happy to have fully discovered myself amongst the wild.